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amandapalmer:

I FINISHED MY BOOK! I FINISHED MY BOOK!
I FINISHED MY FUCKING BOOK YESTERDAY AND THEN POSTED THIS PHOTO TO FACEBOOK ONLY TO WATCH MY BOOK CELEBRATION DERAIL INTO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARGUING ABOUT ARMPIT HAIR!!
BUT I DON’T CARE
BECAUSE
I FINISHEDD MY FUCKING BOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!
I FINISHED MY BOOK I FINISHED MY BOOK I FINISHED MY BOOK I FINISHED MY BOOK I FINISHED MY BOOK I FINISHED MY BOOK I FINISHED MY BOOK I FINISHED MY BOOK I FINISHED MY BOOK I FINISHED MY BOOK I FINISHED MY BOOK
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amandapalmer:

I FINISHED MY BOOK!
I FINISHED MY BOOK!

I FINISHED MY FUCKING BOOK YESTERDAY AND THEN POSTED THIS PHOTO TO FACEBOOK ONLY TO WATCH MY BOOK CELEBRATION DERAIL INTO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARGUING ABOUT ARMPIT HAIR!!

BUT I DON’T CARE

BECAUSE

I FINISHEDD MY FUCKING BOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!

I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK

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So I ask the American commentators, please stop announcing that Landon Donovan is the “all-time U.S. leading goal scorer.” He is not. With 57 international goals, he’s not even in the Top Five.

The all-time U.S. leading goal scorer is Abby Wambach, with 167 goals, followed by Mia Hamm (158), Kristine Lilly (130), Michelle Akers (105) and Tiffeny Milbrett (100). In fact, Abby Wambach is the all-time leading goal scorer in the world, among all soccer players, male or female.

humansofnewyork:

"They sent me to the psych ward 20 times. They said I had bipolar, schizophrenia, dyslexia, mad stupid shit. The only one that made sense was schizophrenia, because my mom has schizophrenia. I didn’t have any of that though. I was just angry. What I was angry about, anyone would be angry about."

humansofnewyork:

"They sent me to the psych ward 20 times. They said I had bipolar, schizophrenia, dyslexia, mad stupid shit. The only one that made sense was schizophrenia, because my mom has schizophrenia. I didn’t have any of that though. I was just angry. What I was angry about, anyone would be angry about."

laughterkey:

literallysokka:

itsramez:

please be courteous this 4th. of July if you have a veteran in your neighborhood 

This is something very very important which I’ve never thought about until now

My dad used to have issues with mortar smoke - remember it’s not just the noise that can be a problem.

laughterkey:

literallysokka:

itsramez:

please be courteous this 4th. of July if you have a veteran in your neighborhood 

This is something very very important which I’ve never thought about until now

My dad used to have issues with mortar smoke - remember it’s not just the noise that can be a problem.

(via neil-gaiman)

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

They introduce themselves as pro-life. And I say, ‘Oh, I’m so glad. You must be fighting for healthcare for the poor.’ And they look at me like I’m bonkers.

-Sheila Walsh, a Catholic nun (via ereyes312)

#when you get called out by a nun

(via windscurve)

(Source: stfuprolifers, via feminist-space)